May 2013
93 posts
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
meladoodle:
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: bruh
me: I'm sad
other people: there's kids starving in africa
me:
me:
me:
me: wow well obviously i didn't know that because I'm an idiot but now that you've pointed it out my sadness has magically been cured thank you
laugh-addict:
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
inbox:
it’s all fun and games until you see someone that goes to your school
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
dampsandwich:
i finally found the root of all my problems. i was born
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
are you fucking serious
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
condorn:
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
weaselmittens:
Blood type: $$$
