kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

(via gaypridelands)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(Source: yugoslavic, via profashionall)